To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
