i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
