her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i believe in u and ur pee
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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