? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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