barbara walters just said penis...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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