Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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