lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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