WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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