I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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