Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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