you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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