My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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