I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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