is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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