I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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