I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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