If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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