what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
