its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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