girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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