ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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