when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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