hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I pour the whiskey from now on
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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