if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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