so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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