go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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