She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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