Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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