saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
