He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
operation harelip BJ is a go
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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