This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize