Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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