honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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