there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I'm really busy with my period
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