sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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