I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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