I didn't shave. On purpose
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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