i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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