so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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