Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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