This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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