that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
