So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i dont even know how to be here
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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