SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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