I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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