Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We just shotgunned beers for America
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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