Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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