I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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