I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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