She announced her abortion via fbk
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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