I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
she smelled like a LAN party
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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