I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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