So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Randomize
