I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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