Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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