Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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