stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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